[[Category:Volume Volume 14 Chapters]]
Rentarou's Family's Zombie Nurse Tag (
Summary[]
Rentarou introduces Rin to the rest of the family, and Rin greets everyone in an eloquent manner that impresses Mimimi, as she calls Rin a natural-born, prim and proper lady (excluding Hakari and Naddy for obvious reasons). Surprisingly, Uto recognizes Rin, as it turns out they share a class, though this is the first time they are speaking to each other. The both of them show excitement at being able to perform with each other, though Kurumi and Shizuka warn Rin that it would be a bad idea. Chiyo asks Rin what she plays and she tells everyone she plays the violin, though she cites she needs more practice, but her seriousness impresses everyone as they think they have a nice and respectable girl in their midst.
Iku then approaches Rin and praises her for hard she works, calling herself a hard worker as well, but if she wants motivation, she can paddle her with a bat. Though surprised by the offer, Rin accepts and gleefully paddles Iku's behind while she enjoys it. The girls become concerned by the look on Rin's face until Rentarou explains that she just really likes violence. Rin bashfully apologizes for showing them something so unsightly until Karane, Momiji, Momoha, Hahari, and Kishika show off their strange quirks, which deeply touches Rin. She tells everyone she likes Resident Evil, and they all decide to do something related to it. As such, they all decide to play "Zombie Nurse Tag".
The rules of the game are that the people who are zombies aren't allowed to run; only groan and moan, and in order for them to turn someone, they have to bite them with their lips, not teeth. The humans will be armed with water guns filled with blood-looking water, and if a zombie is shot they can't move for five seconds. In addition, the guns don't have refills, so every shot will have to count. The first four infected were decided by raffle, and they are Kusuri, Mimimi, Karane, and Shizuka, with nurse costumes provided by Hahari and makeup done by Ahko.
Once the game begins, Kusuri and Karane chase after Hakari and Momoha, though Hakari decides to mess with Karane by baiting her and running circles around her while shooting her constantly so she can't move. Kishika and Rentarou decide to run rather than shoot, but Rin shoots Shizuka, which she deeply enjoys. Mimimi targets Meme, and though Meme is entranced by Mimimi's breathtaking appearance, she recollects herself and starts shooting at her. Unfortunately, Mimimi dodges all of the shots because she doesn't want to get her clothes stained, and she chomps on Meme's neck, making her the first one to be turned. Kusuri then targets Chiyo, where she tries to trick them by acting like she still has some control over herself. Yamame tries to help her under the misguided belief that zombies are living things, and Kusuri chomps down on her head, turning her. After that Kusuri aims for Chiyo again, but she growls and points at the former saying she should stay dead. Chiyo manages to avoid getting her finger bitten by Kusuri and shoots her, but though Kusuri is immobilized, she drinks her negation drug and becomes her eighteen year old self to become tall enough to bite Chiyo, turning her next.
Meme starts chasing after Momoha and Iku, but Momoha starts shooting at Meme to keep her at bay, though her drunken state makes her miss every shot and allows Meme to bite and turn her next (though her drunken state makes her act no different from an actual zombie). Mei and Mai end up back-to-back fighting the zombies, but Mai's fantasizing about this moment distracts her and causes her to miss. Thankfully Yaku comes to the rescue thanks to her own battle experience. The same could not be said for Naddy, who missed every single shot she fired and gets bit by both Mimimi and Shizuka. While Hakari continues to toy with Karane, Momiji sees Karane's butt through her skirt and decides to grope it, but that leaves her open to being bitten by Chiyo, which turns her. Momoha chases after Kishika and Ahko, but the latter's low blood pressure causes her to fall over and get bitten by Momoha, though her sluggish nature suggests she would be better off as a zombie.
Both Hahari and Kurumi find themselves surrounded back-to-back, and just as Momiji is about to bite Hahari, Kurumi sacrifices herself by pushing her out of the way, though her reason for doing so was to deprive Hahari of an excuse to nibble on her (though that doesn't stop Momiji from groping her instead). By this point, though, over half the group have become zombies.
Characters[]
- Aijou Rentarou
- Yakuzen Kusuri
- Yakuzen Yaku
- Hanazono Hakari
- Hanazono Hahari
- Baio Rin
- Nakaji Uto
- Utsukushisugi Mimimi
- Yamato Nadeshiko
- Yasashiki Yamame
- Haraga Kurumi
- Yoshimoto Shizuka
- Meido Mei
- Meido Mai
- Iin Chiyo
- Sutou Iku
- Eiai Nano
- Inda Karane
- Kakure Meme
- Kedarui Aashii
- Torotoro Kishika
- Momi Momiji
- Bonnouji Momoha
- Inda Karane
Quote[]
Beginning: A venerable, virtuous girlfriend.
End: YOU ARE GROPED
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