[[Category:Volume Volume 14 Chapters]]
Do You Like Going On Dates With High Class Ladies? (お
Summary[]
Hakari, Mimimi, and Rin are impressed by Meme's ability to knit small clothes for Sylvanian Families figures as they reminisce about when they used to play with these kinds of toys when they were younger. This leads to Rentarou inviting Hakari, Mimimi, and Rin out on a date, but their surprise, he brings them to a store that sells "Nirvana Families" toys as opposed to Sylvanian Families, which he describes as a mafia battle game with remote-controlled toys. Mimimi asks why Rentarou brought them to something like this, and he explains it has become popular on social media as people use them either as pets or for competitions, kinda like Pokémon. Here, though, they can demo the toys.
Once they go in, the four of them make small animal-like figures of themselves, which they really enjoy, and afterwards they decide to play a make-believe date with them much like how they would in real life. The four first decide to enjoy some tea at a café, the gracefulness of the situation relaxes Rentarou immensely, though it is somewhat ruined when Hakari's doll spills 'tea' on Rentarou and tries to take off his pants claiming it has soaked through, with Rin and Mimimi amazed that even playing make-believe will set off Hakari's horniness. Mimimi finds she cannot wipe her doll's face with her handkerchief due to its limited movement, which displeases her as she thinks it is not beautiful to not wipe yourself after drinking tea. Rentarou, however, offers to wipe it for her, and Hakari and Rin are impressed by how well Mimimi maintains her conduct even when playing. Suddenly, a toy car hits Rin's doll, causing it's right arm to fall off. The little girl who was controlling it apologizes to Rin for it, but Rin pays it no mind, as she was enticed by the violence of the situation, though her expression only frightens the girl more as Rentarou tries to calm the situation down.
The three then hear an explosion on the field as they see a disheveled girl rampaging around with a huge Nirvana mech, claiming that the whole point of this game is fighting, and that the people who came just for fun should beat it. When she sees the girl's dolls, she boasts how she cast aside all cuteness and girliness in her doll so that there is nothing but strength and tells them to leave, but Rentarou is insulted that this girl would make fun of his girlfriend's hard work and claims that Nirvana can be played however anyone wants to, but the three of them calm him down saying they can play somewhere else, and that anyone as rude as this girl is not worth listening to. Rentarou accepts their words and they go to play somewhere else, but the rude girl then insults Rentarou by calling him a coward, which enrages the girls and prompts them to challenge the rude one to a battle. Rentarou asks the three of them why since they just said they should ignore her, but they state what makes a true high-class lady is not allowing anyone to trample on their convictions. Touched by this, Rentarou offers to join in, but the three of them ask he stay out of it, which he obliges.
The rude girl starts opening fire, but Mimimi's doll gracefully dodges every shot. She then turns her attention to Rin, who is also able to dodge it by anticipating when each bullet will land next by listening to the sounds they make. Hakari, meanwhile, is able to dodge all of the girl's shots thanks to her impressive stick handling due to her "alone time", and lands a blow on the girl's doll while asking if this is the best she can do after casting off her girliness and insulting her boyfriend. Mimimi adds that never casting anything aside is another form of strength, and that in her case, her conviction to maintain her image day-by-day is what makes her just as strong. The girl yells that if Mimimi has to try to be high class, then she never was in the first place and is therefore just a fake.
The girl's words causes Mimimi to freeze up, but Rin pushes her out of the way before the bullets hit as she and Hakari yell that Mimimi's efforts to maintain her image makes her even more high-class than the two of them, and to them, she's even more real than a real high-class lady. The rude girl grabs Hakari's doll and retorts that everything they have is due to their rich parents, and that there is nothing they have that they can call their own, with her words affecting Hakari. However, Mimimi and Rin defend her saying that as long as Hakari is with Rentarou, nothing will stop her from expressing her undying love. As they say this, they manage to restrain the doll's legs to mess up its aim and push it over to save Hakari and win the battle. However, the rude girl still isn't finished and prepares one final attack, but unfortunately for her, Rin's lust for violence causes her to equip chainsaws to her doll, similar to Chainsaw Man. The rude girl is so unnerved by Rin's thirst for violence that she ends up calling her a freak, but Hakari and Mimimi defend her saying she is one of the cutest and charming girls they know.
The rude girl ultimately accepts defeat and runs off in shame while Rentarou praises the three of them for their clean win. The three of them tell Rentarou that as his girlfriends and high-class ladies, there are some battles they can't afford to lose, but just as the atmosphere becomes romantic, all of the onlookers cheer the four of them for defeating that rude girl and allowing them to play on the field their way, and the girl's dolls all give Rentarou's doll a kiss as the onlookers cheer for them.
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Beginning: Good Date To You, Ladies And Gentlemen♥
End: On Behalf Of All Nirvana, Thank You, Sincerely.
Next Chapter: To Meme-chan's room.