Yaku-san's Girlfriend Concentration (ヤクさんの
Summary[]
Rentarou introduces Yaku to the family, who shocks Karane when she reveals she's nearly a nonagenarian; Yamame states "nonagenarians are living things too" while Hahari worry about the ethics of this and merely that they're adding Kusuri's grandmother to their family! They wonder why she's here and why she's got the body of an 8 year old, explaining both through the "Immortality Drug" and Hahari giving her permission to be on campus as Yaku states she lives off a pension (which she thinks she can do for eight more decades) and will come and go as she pleases.
Kusuri decides to introduce the entire family to her grandmother; Yaku wonders if Karane is really a friend within the family but she tsundere's her way out of it stating "it's not like we're on bad terms" leading to Kusuri to hug her. Karane offers hard candy to everyone, including Hahari whom she see as just another young girl, leading to the 29-year old woman to become the 89-year old's servant. Yaku states that her granddaughter used "a hard plank" (her cell phone) to introduce everyone but she couldn't remember them, leading to Kusuri to summarize everyone by feature:
- Meme: Really shy
- Karane: Tsundere
- Mimimi: Wants to be the most beautiful person in the world
- Nano: Super-duper smart
- Mei: Maid machine
- Chiyo: Cries when her glasses are off
- Momiji: Gropes boobs
- Kurumi: Needs to eat or gets irked
- Iku: Matchless masochist
- Hakari: Horny 24/7
- Yamame: Huge and strong
- Shizuka: Tiny and weak
- Naddy: A Yank
- Hahari: A perv with huge boobs
The cast take some offense to Kusuri's explanations: Hakari and Hahari take offense at their accusations, Shizuka worries about being small and frail while Nano states she's the equivalent of a small animal, Momiji gropes Meme into vanishing, Mei states she's merely "an ordinary maid who literally and figuratively given her heart to Hahari" and Iku denies the masochist claim stating she merely "tempers her body with the harshest training possible".
With the explanations, Kusuri plays a game of "concentration" to help figure out the girls, leading to some weird revelations:
- Iku: Tiny and weak (leading to her to take offense and ask to be hit to prove otherwise)
- Hahari: Maid machine (leading to confusion due to her status as the boss and confusion by Yaku on what a "machine" even is)
- Hakari: A Yank (Yaku doesn't know that term for "American", but Karane does think there is some truth regarding Hakari's sex drive being similar to an American's)
- Momiji: Really shy (Kurumi claims she isn't shy enough as the masseuse offers to massage her belly)
- Mimimi: Needs to eat or gets irked (Mimimi claims combo meals are the enemy to beauty offending Kurumi about her food tastes)
- Naddy: Super-duper smart (Karane wonders if that's some other lifeform instead of Naddy as Yaku keeps being confused by the name until she just says she's "Free to call her whatever she likes")
- Kurumi: Cries when her glasses are off (Shizuka claims she only cries when there isn't food around and offers her a cookie, leading to the two hugging)
- Mei: Gropes boobs (Mei states "only when asked" as Hahari commands her to do so)
- Yamame: Tsundere (Rentarou realizes how fatal it is as Yamame takes offense and Iku states she's there for her)
- Nano: Wants to be the most beautiful person in the world (Mimimi believes if she was more beautiful, Nano would be blinding as someone states Mimimi's not a good straight man)
- Chiyo: Matchless masochist (Hakari states she's only 12 and isn't Iku or Hahari as Naddy is tempted to lasso her up)
- Meme: Horny 24/7 (Meme is shocked as Momiji defends her stating that as massive as Meme's bosom is, she isn't lewd at all making things worse)
- Shizuka: Huge and strong (This creates an image of a giant Shizuka out of "Nobita's Little Star Wars" as Yamame puts her on her shoulders making her giant)
- Karane: A perv with huge boobs (Karane yells at her to buy old-person glasses for even thinking that)
Eventually Yaku does work out who is who while Kusuri asks them to remember who her grandmother is stating that "Kusuri kept calling her granny", her name was "four letters", and something to do with drugs.
Their final answer: METH. (which Yaku immediately corrects)
Characters[]
- Rentarou Aijou
- Yaku Yakuzen
- Kusuri Yakuzen
- Iku Sutou
- Hahari Hanazono
- Hakari Hanazono
- Momiji Momi
- Mimimi Utsukushisugi
- Nadeshiko Yamato
- Kurumi Haraga
- Mei Meido
- Yamame Yasashiki
- Nano Eiai
- Chiyo Iin
- Meme Kakure
- Shizuka Yoshimoto
- Karane Inda
Quote[]
Beginning: The eldest newcomer! The 16th girlfriend comes with a 73 year age gap!
End: Do not get them mixed up. Not even once.
Next Chapter: An honest-to-goodness onsen chapter.
Trivia[]
- While most of the cover page show assorted Halloween costumes, Naddy in particular is dressed in a fusion of two American horror icons: Leatherface from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and Jason Voorhees from "Friday the 13th".
- When Meme vanishes after being groped by Momiji, she leaves behind a plushie of Dengaku Man from "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo".